Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Stupid Hipster Art Class

So for my major (Art History) I have to take this "Studio Tech for Art History" class. I was sort of excited to take this so that I can learn how to draw and stuff. NO. There are so many things wrong with my time in this class:

1. The teacher is SO AWKWARD. It did say on ratemyprofesser.com that he is really quiet and shy, so I was sort of expecting that. It is SO BAD. He can barely relay coherent sentences to us, let alone assignments and instructions. And no one wants to ask questions because he doesn't make sense or actually explain anything when you ask anyway.

2. We are not being taught how to draw. Instead of teaching us basic technique on how to draw, paint, do charcoal, ink, etc...we are given the tools to do, say an ink drawing, and are thrown into the lava pit and expected to create a masterpiece. These are his oral instructions: "Just make some lines on the paper until they come together. But don't draw something specific. But make it a landscape. But don't draw actual trees or anything..." WTF. So I drew some freaking lines and I freaking connected them and nothing came together and I could FEEL the judgement raining down upon me.

3. Everyone else seems to have either previous artistic training or natural artistic talent. I THOUGHT I was marginally artistic; I mean I can copy pictures decently. But I am obviously desperately lacking in that department. Everyone else's collage/charcoal drawings looked really artistic and put together, and mine looked like a kindergartener cut up random pieces of paper, stuck them to a piece of paper, scribbled on them, and then sat on it. It was humiliating.

4. We are supposed to do a sketchbook journal over the course wherein we are to depict our innermost thoughts and dreams through copying the styles of other artists. That just doesn't make sense to me. Each week we are given some artists as "inspiration" and we are supposed to study them and attempt to use their styles. So far, all of the artists we are supposed to check out are really hipster and emo, and I just don't roll that way.
This is what I drew in my sketchbook for this week:

This is apparently what I should have drawn:

I can tell you that I was harshly judged by the professor for drawing that. I watched him open  my sketchbook and just get this look of complete confusion. I could just see the wheels in his mind turning, "what in the world did this poor, disturbed child draw? This is way too normal for my hipster-centric class."

I am SO not happy about this. I am not going to draw two bunnies and some squares and call it reaching into the depths of my soul. Okay, so drawing a TARDIS diptych isn't exactly gut-wrenching, but I just can't really express my emotions in this way. I sort of prefer to not express my emotions at all, thank you. And, just because I am supposed to draw that way, I REALLY don't want to now! I shouldn't be told which style to draw in. I am not a hipster, and I refuse to identify as one through art.

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Ugh I am a failure.

I still have not maintained my blog! Ugh, I suck at this. There are just so many other things to do (most of which are not productive at all anyway).

I have been trying to think of more top 10 lists I could do...I am just too lazy and I can't ever make up my mind about what I think. I will try to start that again, because it was sort of fun...

Les finis un blog-that-has-no-point-whatsoever.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Kitten talk.


Yesterday, my family got a new kitten from my aunt who has a farm. They were born and raised in a barn, but were wild and kind of feral for a month, so our kitten is quite afraid of people still. 

She was born without back feet, so she has little stumps of back legs, but she still gets around pretty good.
Right now she is living in my bathroom so my two adult cats don't eat her--and she was (and is) really afraid of the world outside. She was really afraid of people, but we have gotten her to like us for the most part.
We have named her Kevin (yes, Kevin), after Kevin Bacon because she is "footloose". But we mostly call her Stumpy.
Overall she is a good little cat, and I think we will be able to keep her!! :)

Sunday, August 12, 2012

LASIK!!!!

So on Thursday, I got my eyes lasered by some opthamologists so that I can see without glasses--otherwise known as LASIK. This is the greatest thing I have ever done so far. I am so excited about the results.

I was super nervous going into the procedure; I had to take three Valium, and then I finally felt calm enough to focus on the procedure at hand. It actually ended up being really easy. I was very surprised and pleased. There were a couple of parts that may have been slightly uncomfortable, but they don't outweigh the good. I can't tell if the procedure was easy because I expected to freak out in the middle and ruin the whole thing, or just because it was easy. Either way, I am very happy.

My eyes also feel great. They don't hurt--except when I put the medical drops in 4 times a day; that stings--and they look totally normal--except I have a broken blood vessel in my right eye, but you can't see it because my eyelid covers it up. My vision is still fairly blurry; it fluctuates between really good, and hard to focus on anything, I am told this is fade away eventually, and I sure hope so. It's starting to get annoying. I keep reaching for my glasses so I can fix the blurriness, but HAHAHAHA I DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE!!!! :):):):):):):)

I would seriously recommend LASIK to anyone now; it was unbelievably easy and helpful. Dr. Kathryn Fethke was my doctor, and I really liked her. All the staff that helped me were really kind and nice to me in my panic mode,so they can handle anything.

WOO MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW!!!

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Tomorrow...

Tomorrow is a big day for my image. I haven't told anyone outside of my family or work what is going down tomorrow, but just know that it is big and exciting. Maybe I will remember to post something on here tomorrow about it...


Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Simpsons' Halloween

So, I am seriously not the best at keeping a schedule..*sigh* Welp, I may or may not continue with the "10 top things" nonsense in the near or far future...yeah I have no idea.

I started reading The Shining by Stephen King today...needless to say I am hearing noises all over my house--and I haven't even gotten to the killing part yet! I know everything that happens because of this old Halloween special of The Simpsons that my family watches every year. I know what you're thinking: What respectable LDS family watches The Simpsons? Well, 1. you are very small-minded, and 2. these Halloween specials are AWESOME. They aren't crude or disgusting like the current ones, they are just pure hilarious Halloween fun. The one I happen to be speaking of is called "The Shinning", and is a hilarious spin-off the book The Shining. Please just watch this: The Simpsons "The Shinning" Man, I am so excited about reading this book. I just stopped at the point where they are snowed in. I am quite excited to finish this >:)

I am so messed up.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

I am not a slacker...

Yes, I have not posted the last two days, but my nighttime schedule is filled with a project that I must complete.

And no, I will not write my blog at a different time! Silly people.